wildchester:

baby guinea pig

kaliforniah-klasss:

nthhn:

childrenmilk:

itsbetterthananal:

this vine haunts me

Thats literally me when i see anything behind me lmfao

hahahahahahahahhahahaha

Hahahhaha

nutmeg101:

Date someone you can be fucking weird as hell with who at the end of the day still wants to get naked with you.

lauraderns:

the grand budapest hotel (2014) directed by wes anderson.

fatgirlopinions:

some of my biggest insecurities only became insecurities after my mother pointed them out to me and turned my characteristics into flaws.
parents, fucking watch what you say to your kids. 

follow-the-music:

ch-a-s-i-n-g:

Why parents have a strange need to hold our phone when we show them some pictures?

I showed this post to my mum and she grabbed my phone to read it and just stood there defeated

eridangarang:

in third grade i wrote an essay and used the word astonish and my teacher was shocked and i said “i learned it from pokemon!” and my picture was published in the school newspaper with the caption “SHE LEARNED IT FROM POKEMON”

Something similar happened to me except I used the word “regenerate” and got it from doctor who, there was also no school news paper…

jadehariey:

sassykardashian:

sassykardashian:

GUESS WHAT I’M DOING

look at the disappointment in her eyes 

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mindtheglass:

today we found a lost king charles spaniel whose collar said donkey and he’s currently at my house until we find his owner.

we found out after the first couple of hours that he doesn’t respond to his name unless u say it like shrek, so idk what kind of human he belongs to. 

deeznutsu:

fuck lena dunham

unadeptly:

We all become the earth

bunsen:

trying to make a situation better but ending up making it worse like